June 2011
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January 2011
25 posts
jezzbreezy-deactivated20110822 asked: ss' that you lechon?
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
motherstep:
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
When i smoke weed...
I feel like this…
and this when i start tripping…
Then my mom walks in without knocking and i’m like…
And when my mom sees me high and trippin…
I’m like… and i “book” it…
When my mom catches me I’m like…
December 2010
27 posts
The fire truck game.
jaayleeex:
fuckyeahandyle:
abouttimesomebody-:
Guy: Do ya wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do ya play?
Guy: I run my fingers (fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok, lets play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks dont stop for red lights
lmfao
LOLOLOLOLOL!
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